TheOneAndYlvis

TheOneAndYlvis No use hiding from the obsession now, so may as well embrace it.

I'm Emily, 20 and live in the UK. Learning Norwegian as are a lot of you I hear, which is veldig kult :)
I created a Blog.. thing, purely to find more subbed Ylvis, pics, gifs.. everything.. and now I'm a bit hooked.

Anywhore, talk to me my lovelies ^^ <3

"don't you have anything better to do than drooling over adult men"

Asked by Anonymous

theylvis:

nah m8

Reblogged from hellevang

morrissigh:

Yo, send me three people and I’ll say who I’d fuck, marry, kill bc why not

Reblogged from liten-solsikke

serenadestrong:

theroguefeminist:

insect-ligaments:

thestoutorialist:

maliceandvice:

calantheandthenightingale:

mydollyaviana:

Disney vs. 7 early fairytales 

The 1812 version of Snow White is even worse when you consider that the girl was only seven years old in the tale (plus her unconscious body ended up being carted around by the prince until one of his servants accidentally woke her up).  Also, in The Little Mermaid, the mermaid’s unable to speak because she had her tongue cut out >__<

But I’d love to see faithful adaptations of the original tales.  Especially Bluebeard.  We need a Bluebeard adaptation.

Actually, the original-original pre-Grimm Brothers’ stories that were passed around Europe via oral tradition are nowhere near as violent as the Grimm’s made them. Cinderella’s stepsisters were never ugly and kept their eyes, Snow White’s mother was not even a villain (instead a group of bandits were), and instead of spending the whole story napping Sleeping Beauty outwitted a dangerous bandit leader, wouldn’t let him sleep with her, and saved herself. 

The original oral stories were radically changed by the Brothers Grimm to fit their personal and political beliefs. Most notably, they often added in female characters solely for the purpose of making them evil villains and took away most of the heroines’ agency and intelligence. Both brothers belonged to a small fanatical sect of Catholicism that vilified women because of the idea of Original Sin and Wilhelm in particular had a particularly deep hatred of women. The Grimms were actually pretty horrible people. Those cannibalistic queens and ugly stepsisters and the mass amount of violence against women didn’t exist until the Grimms wanted them to. Their ideas stuck so soundly though that we now assume they were in the original tales and that these terrible characters and ideas come out of some perceived barbaric Old World culture. But in truth they’re really the Grimms’ weird obsession with hating women showing through. The original oral folklore focused on the heroes’ and heroines’ good deeds and used them as ways to teach cultural norms and a society’s rules and encouraged girls to be quick-witted and street-savvy instead of passive princesses, and the Grimms promptly stripped that all away. 

"Grimms Bad Girls and Bold Boys" by Ruth Bottingheimer is an excellent book on this

We had to read The Book of Lost Things for school and it’s Grimm level crazy 

Not only that, you’re skipping out a really important thing: the brother’s grimm got those tales from WOMEN, women were the ones who would tell these tales orally and the brother’s grimm took them, altered them to be sexist and never gave the women credit. You can read Clever Maids the Secret History The Grimm Fairytales for more info

reblogging for the excellent commentary

Reblogged from kynny-cat

fellowfeelings:

consultingmoosecaptain:

catsbeaversandducks:

His name is Bartok and he’s the cutest baby you’ll ever see.

Photos by ©Brain Gremlin

IKM MAKING SOME REALLY AWAFUL NOISES

awhh h h h lil bug eyes!! ♡

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWcg2gT43us

Not sure if this is common knowledge, apologies if it is (and if everyone already seen the whole 24 thing already) but most of this is in English.

Reblogged from let-me-touch-vegards-hair

when you’ve finally nailed that trucker’s hitch

(Source: vixxe)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbtxoO_j1v8&list=PLB56A16053B51A35C&index=21

This is old but I think it just highlights how fucking adorable Todd Womack is.

Reblogged from ikveldmedvegard

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

(Source: myeyesarehazel)

Reblogged from addictedtoylvis

balezema:

My mom can’t stand “Trucker’s Hitch”

too bad we live in the same house

My mum actually likes it! Shes not massively into ylvis but she actually really liked it! Success!

Reblogged from let-me-touch-vegards-hair

(Source: chrisiss)

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